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Friday, May 29, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Eamon - Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there is two sides to every story)
See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Fuck you,you hoe, fuck you right back.
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, fuck you right back!.
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it's over
But I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause I got to go
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
fuck you ,you hoe, fuck you right back.
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, fuck you right back!.
[x2] Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Biodata Iblis
Iblis ataupun syaitan merupakan makhluk tuhan yang dahulunya punyai tempat yang mulia disisi Allah S.W.T,Mempunyai kedudukan tertinggi bahkan pernah menjadi ketua malaikat..
Namun atas keanggkuhannya yang enggan sujud kepada Adam A.S sebagai penghormatan kepada makhluk Allah yang dijadikan untuk menjadi khalifah di muka bumi,maka syaitan telah pun dicampakkan keluar dari syurga serta serta Allah mengeluarkannya dari barisan malaikat.
Sejak dari saat itu syaitan mula memusuhi semua keturunan anak cucu Adam..
Bahkan telah bersumpah dihadapan Allah S.W.T bahawa dia akan memujuk serta mengajak manusia meninggalkan jalan yang lurus serta memilih jalan yang salah.
Jom kita tengok profil peribadinya..yang ni aku baca dalam buletin tagged..so sama-sama la kita kongsi..
Nama sebenar: Iblis LAKNATULLAH
Nama glamor: Hantu,syaitan,pelesit,jembalang dll..
Kelahiran : Bermula dari keengganannya sujud kepada Nabi Adam A.S
Status Diri: Fasik kelas pertama
Agama : Kufur
Tempat tinggal : Di hati-hati mereka yang lalai
Alamat Tetap : Neraka Jahannam
Kawasan : Di sekitar penjuru yang di dalamnya tiada langsung usaha mengingati Allah
Arah Perjalanan : Tiada haluan dan bengkang-bengkok
Isteri : Setiap wanita yang tidak menutupi aurat,tidak mentaati Allah,Rasul dan suaminya.
Kaum Kerabat : Semua golongan yang menentang dan memusuhi Allah
Modal Pusingan : Angan-angan kosong dan tipu daya yang halus
Tempat Pertemuan : Konsert-konsert hiburan,Pasar-pasar dan di semua tempat jual beli
Musuh Ketat : Setiap orang yang beriman dan bertakwa
Sahabat Karib : Anak-anak Adam
Motto Kerja : 'Hipokrasi asas akhlak'
Hobi : Melalaikan orang dari mengingati Allah,menggoda manusia lalu menyesatkannya
Cita-cita : Supaya semua makhluk di muka bumi ini menjadi kafir
Sukan(yang tidak digemari) : Acara langkah seribu(semasa Malaikat Maut ingin mencabut nyawa)
Kelemahan Diri : Apabila manusia membaca istighfar
Mentor Yang Dikagumi : Manusia yang mempunyai kelebihan dari dirinya
Logo : Sebarang Tatu
Pejabat Operasi : Tandas,bilik air,tempat bernajis dan kotor serta tempat-tempat maksiat
Rakan Kongsi :Golongan munafik serta syaitan-syaitan di kalangan jin dan manusia
Sumber Pendapatan : Segala harta yang diperolehi dengan jalan haram dan riba
Jenis Perkhidmatan : Menggalakkan manusia mengerjakan kemungkaran dan derhaka kepada Allah S.W.T
Tempoh Perkhidmatan : Sehingga hari kiamat
Matlamat Sebenar : Membawa bersama-sama anak cucu Adam ke Neraka Jahannam
Teman Sejawat : Orang yang mendiamkan dirinya dari menyatakan kebenaran
Ganjaran : Dosa-dosa kecil/besar dan kemungkaran Allah
Pembantu Setia : Orang yang suka mengumpat,mencaci,memaki hamun,penghasut,pendengki
dan pendendam
Peristiwa Yang Tidak Dapat Dilupakan : Semasa Allah menjadikan Nabi Adam A.S
Kenangan Manis : Ketika manusia di ambang sakaratul maut,mati dalam kekafiran.
Kenangan Pahit : Manusia yang digodanya mati dalam keimanan.
Makanan Kegemaran : Daging orang mati,segala najis dan kekotoran
Minuman Yang digemari : Wiski,Brandi,taqila,todi,wine,arak dan semua jenis minuman yang memabukkan.
Yang Paling Ditakuti : Orang mukmin yang bertaqwa
Yang Paling Dibenci : Orang yang sentiasa berzikir dan mengingati Allah
Alat Perangkap : Wanita-wanita cantik,model,pelacur,peragawati dan sebagainya.
Saat Ajal : Bila tiba waktu yang ditentukan Allah di hari kiamat kelak.
Yang Paling membosankan : Bila tiada lagi manusia yang ingin mengikuti kemahuannya.
Tugas yang paling meletihkan : Mengganggu manusia ke arah kebaikan kerana Allah Taala
Tugas Yang Paling Disukai : Mengajak melakukan homoseks,lesbian dan berzina
Janji Kepada Manusia : Janji-janji kosong,angan-angan dan tipu daya
Yang Membuatnya Gembira : Manusia yang mengikut jejak langkahnya
Saat Mendukacitakannya : Manusia yang bercita-cita untuk bertaubat
Saat Yang Membuatnya Menangis : Bila manusia yang disayanginya sujud kepada Allah S.W.T
Saturday, May 16, 2009
The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.
Wake or Curse . You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don't wake up quickly enough it will curse you.
Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
High Tech . This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.
Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.
Chicken and Egg Problem - The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.
Floating Around - Will float around the room until you'll catch it.
GI Joe . You will wake to the sound of your commander's wake up call. Don't mess with it.
Kaboom - This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it's ultra loud sound level.
Hide and Seek - The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you're doomed.
Wake or Curse . You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don't wake up quickly enough it will curse you.
Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
High Tech . This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.
Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.
Chicken and Egg Problem - The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.
Floating Around - Will float around the room until you'll catch it.
GI Joe . You will wake to the sound of your commander's wake up call. Don't mess with it.
Kaboom - This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it's ultra loud sound level.
Hide and Seek - The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you're doomed.